an author who has many unbelievable things happen to her.
I went to bed the other night. I shut the light off and checked the alarm before drifting back across the room to my bed. I sat on the edge of the bed and felt something puffy underneath me. Hhmm, I must be sitting on the pillow. So I moved down toward the foot of the bed...and fell right off. Ouch. I threw out my arms so I wouldn't knock out my front teeth, banged my knee and then my head hit something. My first thought was, "Damn! Now I can't go to sleep because if I hit my head I might never wake up!" My next thought was, "Oh hell, I'm too tired to worry about it!"
Obviously I survived.
3 comments:
This is hilarious! Sounds like you were already, um, asleep. :) Glad you're OK.
I haven't fell out of bed in years, on the other hand I did slam the corner of the car door into my chest yesterday. That's what I get for being in a hurry!
Teri
Ouch, Teri! Slow down, will ya?
Yeah, thanks for laughing AT me, Catherine. I'll get you back at some point. :)~
Post a Comment