We had our Back-To-School Night tonight where the parents and kids get to meet the teachers, see where they're going tomorrow and view their classrooms. A student I had last year in my 5th grade class walked up to my classroom and stared at me. "Ah! I forgot," he started off. "You're my homeroom teacher this year. I should just kill myself now!"
Nothing says welcome back to the academic world better than that, huh?