Friday, November 16, 2007

A Friendly Letter

November 16, 2007

Dear Men In Trees people,

I love your show. It has me laughing each week and crying on occasions. It's a feel good hour of television I can't miss.

I do have one complaint. There is not enough Cash time. I need my Cash fix each week. Call me an addict, I don't care. I'm a writer, see. I write romance and right now Cash is my inspiration. Sure I can go to your ABC website and drool over the pictures of Cash that are there. But I need him living, breathing, talking and being cute. I just started a new manuscript and he is my inspiration for my tough but vulnerable hero. So see, this is a professional request. In order for me to create the award-winning manuscripts that publishers want to buy and put on bookshelves for the public to read, I NEED MORE CASH!!!

Thank you for your time. Thank you also for considering my request.

Sincerely,
Lexi Connor

P.S. I also write suspense. If this request is not seriously considered, I can easily write a book where TV people are hunted and killed in freak accidents that might not be accidents. Or by fanatical fans. Or wild animals. Think about it. I have a very creative mind!

8 comments:

Unknown said...

If I were a writer for them, I would be convinced.... and very, very worried. Have you ever been on an FBI watch list?

Lexi said...

Come on, Monika. I'm sweet and innocent. How could I end up on an FBI watch list? :)~

Unknown said...

Oh I miss those days when he wandered around the set naked. We definitely need more Cash!

Lexi said...

Thank you, Cat! This better be released on DVD at some point. I need my Cash fix. Of course, I'll need some cash to get my Cash. Better get back to the books!

Crystal said...

Ha! I love your imagination! Hope you get your CASH fix;0)

Lexi said...

Crystal, I'm working on it.

Anonymous said...

Never watched MIT though I was curious when it first aired, just never got the chance to watch it. Anyway, checked out photos of Cash courtesy of imdb.com...YUM! I would be begging for more too. :)

Lexi said...

Courtney, the show is really great even without Cash. It's quirky and real and it reminds me of Northern Exposure.

And as for the yummy Cash, why can't I find a guy that hot AND sweet?! (Oh, yeah. Must remind self he's fiction.)